by Laura Bryannan
Inspired by BigBigTruck's wonderful art, the following dialog ensuues:
Mugen: (yawning) Is there coffee?
Jin: No, I
made tea.
Mugen: Gimmie the sports section.
Jin:
No.
Mugen: Well then, gimmie the funnies.
Jin:
No.
Mugen: What the fuck...you're not reading either of
'em.
Jin: When I am through with the paper, you may have it.
Mugen: Jerkoff. When did you get so anal retentive? Oh right,
you always were.
Jin: If you want to read the paper first,
wake up earlier.
Mugen: (sitting) How come you made eggs? I
like pancakes better.
Jin: Eat!
Mugen: And the toast
is burnt.
Jin: Be quiet and eat.
Mugen: (eating) Cold
too.
Jin: You can make your own breakfast tomorrow.
Mugen:
You're such a shit.
Jin: (sighing) Yes, yes. I know.
Mugen:
I'm horny.
Jin: (rolling eyes) I'll alert the press. Go jack
off in the shower.
Mugen: (getting up) Want more than that.
Jin: Stop it!
Mugen: (nibbling) Ummm, let's take a
shower together.
Jin: *gasp* Mugen, enough! I already took a
shower. Leave me alone!
Mugen: (kneeling) Looks like someone
wants to play with me.
Jin: *moan* Dammit Mugen, stop it!
Mugen: mmmmhffffmmmuuummm
Jin: *moaning*
Mugen:
(raising head) Come on, fuck me. You know you want to.
Jin:
(standing) Goddamn wolfbrat.
Mugen: Ow! Hey, leggo my hair!
Jin: Bend over.
Mugen: Here? On the table?
Jin:
Pass the butter, please.
Mugen: OK. Mmmm. Oooooh.
Jin:
(thrust) Ahhh.
Mugen: Oh my god!
Jin:
*growling*
Mugen: Hey, take it easy! *moan* Holy shit!
Jin:
Yes, right there. *growling*
Mugen: *gasp* Jin, I.... Damn!
Jin: Deeper, Mugen. Now.
Mugen: Wait! OK. Ahhh.
Fuck!
*pant pant pant pant*
Jin: Come, you shit.
Mugen: Damn, damn! Holy
fuckin' god! *gasp gasp gasp*
Jin: *sigh* Ummm. Thank
you.
Mugen: (collapsing on the floor) Man, I'm wiped...gonna
go crash.
Jin: Good! (resumes reading newspaper)
end