Business
as Usual, Epilogue
wherein we peek at Our Heroes twenty
years on
by Laura Bryannan
The three friends sat on the
beach, watching as the objects of their affection stood waist-deep in
the surf entertaining the kids.
“I'm so glad they
came,” said Fuu. “It's almost impossible to get them to
Okinawa these days.”
Yuki and Yatsuha nodded in unison.
“Once Uncle Mariya died, Jin's fate was sealed,” Yuki
noted. “But he loves the dojo. More than he ever thought he
would. I've never seen him happier.”
“Is he still
writing the Great Japanese Novel?” Yatsuha asked.
“Yep.”
Fuu nodded. “I don't know if he'll ever finish, but it keeps
him out of trouble so....” She winked at the others as they
chuckled.
“He should take lessons from you,” Yuki
said. “Aren't they making an anime out of your manga epic
now?”
“Yes,” Fuu replied, “although
I'm afraid to see what they'll do with it. I signed away more rights
than I realized.”
“Your fans will love it no
matter what,” Yatsuha reassured her. “They're all rabid,
aren't they?”
Fuu giggled. “Um, yes. Most of them
are.”
“And Mugen sits in front of his computer all
day magically making money,” Yatsuha complained. “I've
never understood just exactly what he does. Have you?”
They
both looked doubtful.
“He tried to explain it to me
once,” said Fuu. “It's like he's gambling on the markets,
but more complicated than that, so....” She shrugged. “Who
cares? He's rich as Midas and takes care of Jin well, but I can't
believe he's still wearing that stupid beard. It makes him look like
an old codger.”
“No it doesn't!” Yatsuha
cried. “It's too short for a grampa beard. I think it looks
kinda hot. He was always so scraggly.”
“He grew a
beard when he finally could,” Yuki snickered. “He'll
never chop it off now, but I think it's hot too.”
“Well,
I hate it,” Fuu decided, unmoved by their enthusiasm.
“Who
would have thought Jin'd go so gray?” Yatsuha mused. “He's
still as beautiful as ever, though. Maybe even more. All that silver
looks really handsome.”
“Wasn't his grandfather
prematurely gray?” Yuki asked Fuu.
“Yes,”
she replied, “but his father was balding, so....”
The
three shuddered.
“When did Mina-chan turn into a girl?”
Fuu asked, eying the Hojo's eldest. “The last time I saw her
she was in baggy Ts and shorts with skinned knees from
skateboarding.”
“She discovered boys this spring,”
Yuki told her, “and morphed into a different person.”
Yatsuha giggled. “She's been flirting with Jin and
Mugen all afternoon, trying out her feminine wiles.”
“It's
not funny,” Yuki stated, frowning.
“Chip off the
ol' block,” Yatsuha sing-songed, poking him playfully. “We
all spent years trying to grab them for ourselves. What can we
expect?”
“I can't believe you're laughing about
it,” Yuki grumped.
“I can't believe we're all
still speaking to each other,” added Fuu. “Considering....”
“That was a long time ago,” Yatsuha interrupted.
“I can't even remember how it all got started.”
“It
was when I brought you to that cookout at the beach,” Yuki
informed them. “You fell off the deep end and the rest is
history.”
“Well, I couldn't help it,”
Yatsuha cried. “I don't think I've ever felt so jealous as I
did over Fuu that day.”
“Over me?” Fuu
asked, wide-eyed.
“Oh, yes!” Yatsuha insisted. “I
watched Mugen drooling over you and realized I had feelings for him I
hadn't wanted to admit to myself. I pounced a week later, I believe.
Of course, the situation was doomed from the start, but it was
exciting while it lasted.”
Yuki peered at her
curiously. “Why was it doomed?”
“You know,
hon.” Yatsuha smiled. “We're completely unsuited and
fought all the time. Of course, the fact that he was two-timing Jin
didn't help either. Once I learned that....” She shook her head
ruefully. “I don't think Jin figured out Mugen was wandering
until he hooked up with you. Right, Fuu?”
“Um,
maybe,” Fuu stammered, flushing bright pink. “I don't
really know for sure.”
“That's right!” Yuki
cried. “I remember. He was pretty down about it all so Yatsuha
and I invited him over for dinner one night and we had too much sake
and....” He trailed off, after peeking sheepishly at his wife
who was giving him The Look.
“The three of you!?!”
Fuu gasped.
“Arrrgh!” Yatsuha moaned, face
falling into her hands, while Yuki grinned and nodded.
Fuu
giggled and gave Yatsuha's shoulder a shove. “But weren't you
and Jin, like, together for a while?”
Yatsuha raised her
head and faced her friend with an exasperated smile. “For less
than six months. You made the same choice as me, so you know. He's
beautiful, an amazing lover, but living with him would drive me
insane.”
The three companions chuckled.
“The
quiet of him is too unsettling,” Fuu agreed.
“You
managed to hang with the both of them for seven years, wasn't it?”
Yuki noted. “So it couldn't have been that unsettling.”
“Yes, but that's the key,” Fuu replied. “I
could handle the two of them together much better then either of them
separately. Don't ask me why. It's just one of those weird things.”
“But wasn't it something between you and Jin that
finally exploded all that?” the persistently nosy Yuki asked.
“When are you gonna tell us what happened there?”
Fuu
looked downward and sighed. “It's way too complicated to talk
about, and it's all moot anyway. I made the right choice for me, and
for them too, I hope.”
“How is Niwa-dono?”
Yatsuha asked. “I thought he was coming today.”
“There
was a tournament...an ad hoc kind of thing that got pulled together
at the last minute,” Fuu told them. “He felt he needed to
attend. So, since it's just us, what's this big secret you two have
been keeping from me? Isn't this as good a time as any to tell me
what's going on?”
Yuki and Yatsuha eyed each other
conspiratorially and glanced around the beach, insuring no one else
was in earshot. “We're gonna let you in on a really big show,”
Yuki whispered. “Tonight after the guys have gone to bed.
You're gonna stay over, right?”
“Well, yes,”
she said. “After all this mystery, how could I not?”
“It'll
be worth it,” Yatsuha assured her, “but you have to take
a vow of secrecy before we say anything more.”
Fuu
giggled, unsure her friend wasn't pulling her leg. “A vow?”
“Yes,” Yuki stated firmly. “A vow. Are you
ready?” Fuu nodded and he intoned seriously, “Spiders,
snakes and lizard's heads. If I tattletale, I'll die 'till I'm dead.”
Fuu burst into new giggles as Yatsuha grinned, but insisted,
“Go on. Say it.”
“Really?” Fuu asked,
incredulous. “Okay. Spiders, snakes and lizard's heads. If I
tattletale, I'll die 'till I'm dead. What in god's name are you guys
up to?”
“You'll find out later,” Yatsuha
said, refusing to end the mystery. “Just make sure Jin doesn't
drink too much tonight or all will be lost.”
“What?!?”
Fuu eyed the partners in crime with exasperation, but both refused to
utter another word.
Thus it was that poor Fuu had to wait
until the after-dinner conversation at the Hojo residence had waned
and all were making their respective ways to bed before she was
motioned into the master bedroom by a delicate hand. Fuu snuck inside
the room as Yatsuha listened until the door to the guest room on the
other side of the house was heard to shut.
She turned to her
husband, who was grinning like a Cheshire cat, and declared, “Okay.
Let's go!”
A television against the wall flickered on
to reveal Jin in blue plaid pajama bottoms sitting up in bed, facing
the camera, reading a book. The sound of a shower running could be
heard in the background.
“Oh my god!” Fuu
whispered furiously. “You're spying on them?!? We can't do
this!”
“Shhhhhhh,” Yuki and Yatsuha
replied, eying each other gleefully.
“What if we hear
something we shouldn't?” she continued. “This could go so
wrong!”
“We're willing to take that chance,”
Yuki replied, eyes challenging her to continue arguing.
“Agent
39, you vowed your support,” Yatsuha reminded her gently.
Fuu
backed down, sighing. “Now I see why you sent the kids off to
their friend's houses tonight,” she said, fidgeting nervously.
Soon a very naked Mugen wandered out of the bathroom,
eliciting an, “Eeeep!” from all three watchers, and lay
curled up on the bed using Jin's thigh as a pillow. All was quiet for
several minutes, save for the movement of Jin's hand as it fell to
the tousled head and gently began to scratch it.
“Did
anyone ever get out of them what those cuttings are about?”
Yatsuha asked. Faded to white, the strange pinwheels were still
clearly visible on Jin's chest and Mugen's right cheek.
Her
friends shook their heads. “I asked each of them more than
once,” Fuu admitted, “but I never got a straight answer.
Pinwheels and me go way back, and Jin did once say....” She
trailed off, smiling wistfully, but came back to herself suddenly.
“It doesn't make sense. Why Mugen? They got those marks long
before I was in the picture, right?”
Yuki nodded. “I
first noticed them after Jin was attacked that time they cut his
hair.”
“The attack he never reported to the
police,” Yatsuha groused. “If he had, we
mighta....”
“That's a long time ago, Detective,”
Yuki interrupted in soothing tones. “The asshole's dead and
gone.”
“Whatever happened to Mukuro?” Fuu
asked.
“We never found the killer,” Yatsuha
replied. “It's one of those unsolved mystery things.” She
turned to her husband, eyes boring into him so fiercely he laughed
uncomfortably.
“What?” he blustered. “Why do
you still think I had anything to do with that?”
“Because
I just know,” she replied, pride leaking out from behind her
stern visage.
“Well, one thing's for sure,” Fuu
stated. “This city has been a much better place since that gang
broke up.”
“You said it!” Yatsuha enthused.
All three startled when Mugen spoke. “How'd we end up
staying here instead of our place?”
“I believe it
was something about not drinking and driving,” Jin
replied.
“You never drink,” Mugen noted, but
shrugged and changed the subject. “Everyone's looking good. I'm
glad we came.”
“Yes,” Jin agreed, smiling,
setting his book down. “How is your stomach? I saw you
indulging in a few things you shouldn't have today.”
“It's
okay,” came the reply. And then, after a pause, a grumpy, “I'm
too rich to have an ulcer.”
“It's because you're
rich that you have an ulcer, I imagine,” Jin responded. “Don't
we have enough money at this point?”
“Aw, it's not
about the money,” Mugen told him. “I gotta play the game.
Make Okuru-san proud.”
Jin glanced down at his lover
fondly while the three watchers looked concerned. “An ulcer!”
Fuu exclaimed. “Did either of you know about this?”
“Nope,” Yuki stated, his face betraying the worry
they all felt.
“How old is that Minami girl now?”
Mugen asked, causing everyone within earshot to turn sharply toward
the leering voice.
“She's fourteen, I believe,”
Jin told him, eying him warily.
“Man, she's a hottie!”
Mugen exclaimed. “Prettier than her mom and dad put together,
and that's saying something.”
Jin frowned. “Down
boy.”
Yuki and Yatsuha watched the screen like hawks,
and Yuki growled, “If that bastard lays....”
“No
sweat,” Mugen replied, laughing. “I ain't going there.
But it's no sin to appreciate, right? I'm an art lover.”
“An
art lover, is it?” Jin smiled and the protective parents
watching visibly relaxed. “So long as you admire from a
distance, my man.”
“Shit,” Mugen mused,
grinning. “If I touched their princess I'd wake up one morning
to find my naughty bits severed and gone.”
“Damn
straight,” Yuki and Yatsuha whispered in unison, willing him
through the picture screen to believe it.
“Their two
boys are growing up fine as well,” Jin noted. “Much more
intelligent and respectful than the usual ilk. As are Tatsu's
children.”
“Yeah, Tatsu's kids are great,”
Mugen agreed. “But it's too bad he married a gal who looked
just like Kazu. It worked out okay for their boy, but I feel sorry
for the girl.”
Jin chuckled. “Yes, but she's a
sweet child.”
“I still can't believe Fuu chose
Baldy over us,” Mugen huffed. “When I think about them
fucking I....” He trailed off, making a face as Fuu shifted
uncomfortably in her chair.
“I've asked you more than
once not to call Sensei that,” Jin admonished. “After all
the drama of our life together, I can easily understand why she would
prefer such a man. And I'm glad to see them both so happy.”
Mugen
shook his head. “I don't get it. He's so old!”
“Not
that old,” came the reply. “I've had my moments of
jealousy over his choice.”
The three watchers gasped as
Mugen cried, “His choice?!?”
“I told you
long ago I had a crush on him.”
Mugen made a dismissive
gesture. “Fuu left us cuz of you,” he stated firmly.
“When are you gonna tell me what happened there?”
“That's ancient history, Mugen,” Jin replied.
“Who cares now?”
“I do. Spill,” came
the order.
Jin sighed and his hand stilled on Mugen's head.
Frowning, he sat lost in thought for almost a minute before speaking.
“Somehow, a discussion about having children went horribly
wrong. I was surprised to learn she didn't want them—had never
even considered being a mother—and she got it into her head
that I saw her as nothing more than a brood mare. It was
terrible....”
“But you did see her that way,
didn't you?” Mugen challenged. “You talked about her
continuing your aristocratic Takeda family line the first time you
told me about her.”
“I'll not deny I always saw
her as the mother of my children,” Jin admitted, “but I
never saw her as only that. She was much more important to me than
that, but the damage was done.” He sighed again.
Mugen
turned on his back to grin up at his partner. “I never woulda
guessed in a million years. I always thought she didn't have kids cuz
she had an old man for an old man. She never wanted any, huh?”
“No,
she didn't.”
“I was really pissed at you when she
took off.”
“I know.”
“But I
always thought it was cuz you did something royally asinine.”
“Well,
apparently I did.”
Mugen shrugged, turning on his side
again so Jin could resume his scratching. “I wouldn't know what
the hell to do with a kid anyway and neither would you.”
Jin
smiled, inclining his head in agreement even though Mugen couldn't
see. “You're right. She and Sensei are perfect for each other.
She was there for him when his health demanded it and he was there
for her when her father showed up.”
Mugen growled.
“Asshole. I'll walk out on you when you're a kid but hey, come
kiss my ass now that I'm dying.”
“I'm glad Fuu
was finally able to resolve things with him, but it was hard for
her.” Jin shook his head. “You've got to admit, Sensei is
better for her than us. It's been over a decade and I've never seen a
stronger relationship.”
“I don't care,”
Mugen groused. “It just ain't right.”
For long
moments all was quiet. The spies glanced at each other nervously as
the conversation was wandering into dangerous territory, when
movement in the bed brought their attention back to the TV screen.
Mugen was sitting up, grinning, causing Jin to eye him with
suspicion. “What?”
“I can't believe you got
a hard-on scratching my head,” he laughed.
Jin feigned
indignance. “Is it wrong to enjoy pleasing you?”
“You're such a dork.” Mugen climbed into Jin's
lap, straddling his hips, as Fuu hid her eyes behind her hand at the
blatant rearrangement of his equipment.
“The dork you
love,” came Jin's unfazed reply. His arms wound around the
still-lithe waist, pulling their hips together. Mugen removed Jin's
glasses and set them on the nightstand before lowering his head to
kiss playfully, tips of tongues outside of mouths sliding and
dancing. Once and a while one would capture and suck while the other
sighed, but then the teasing would begin again.
“Twenty
years on and they still kiss like that,” Yuki mused.
“We
still kiss like that!” Yatsuha cried. Yuki cocked a brow in her
direction and she continued more quietly, “Well...sometimes.”
He grinned and grabbed her up in a hug as she giggled. “Yeah,
sometimes,” he agreed.
They turned back to the screen
to see the lovers' open mouths locked together. Mugen's hips rocked
more urgently as they kissed, but the pale hands roaming his back and
ass remained languid. Finally he grabbed hold of the silver ponytail
and yanked Jin's head sideways, eliciting a moan as he dove deep.
Possibly in retaliation, Jin's right hand disappeared between the
splendid cheeks presented to the assembled company and suddenly Mugen
was shuddering, his toes curling.
Breaking their kiss, his
head sunk to Jin's shoulder. “You can fuck me if you don't take
all night about it,” came a muffled voice.
Jin chuckled,
tucking his feet underneath him to lay Mugen on his back. “And
if I do?” he asked.
“Then you can explain to
everyone tomorrow morning why you needed to keep them up all night
with my howling just to show off your sexual prowess.”
“I'm
not showing off when I do that,” Jin informed him. “I
simply don't want to let you go.”
Mugen snorted. “Shit!
When did you turn into such a sap?” The spies were charmed to
witness his flushed cheeks despite the huffy protest.
Jin
lowered his head and they were kissing again as he slid the soft
fabric of his pajamas against Mugen's cock. Pelvises pressed
together, they danced a slow, sensual dance, with only their sighs
and the wet sounds of their kissing to be heard in the room.
“Mmmm,” Jin intoned, grinding into Mugen's hips
seductively. “This is nice.” At Mugen's blissful nod, he
continued, “Are you sure you want to get laid, or are you just
being accommodating? We could cum like this.”
“Fuck
me!” Mugen commanded. “I've been horny all day. Do that
thing you do. No lube, when you move in your skin.”
Jin
frowned. “It'll be over too soon if I do that.”
“Good.
Then you won't pump me full of a gallon of pre-cum.”
“My,
you say the most romantic things.”
Mugen giggled. “Damn
straight!” He was soon singing a new song once Jin apparently
pressed home. “Oh, yeah!” he murmured. “Right
there. Mmmm, yeah. Perfect.” Jin set a steady pace and all was
peaceful for a minute or so, when the commentary began anew. “Hey,
I thought I said a quickie.”
“Patience,”
came the reply.
“No way!” Mugen looked frustrated
for a moment and then a sly smirk erupted on his face. “Come
on, lazyass. Don't fuck me like an old man!”
Jin's eyes
flashed and Mugen suddenly found his left knee at his ear and his ass
pounded with piston-like speed and efficiency.
“Guh!
Oh, yeah!” he cried. “More, dammit!”
Jin
obliged him. He reached for himself with one hand and thrust a
knuckle of the other into his mouth, cumming as quietly as he could,
which was not particularly quiet in the scheme of things. Yuki and
Yatsuha thanked themselves, yet again, for sending the kids to sleep
over at friends' that night.
Jin collapsed, panting on
Mugen's chest. Tawny hands reached to stroke the pale torso,
gathering the silver strands stuck to the sweaty back and pulling
them aside so Jin could cool off. “I like the color,”
they heard him say as he ran his fingers through the long ponytail,
“but it's not so silky anymore.”
“It's
completely wrong that you have absolutely no grey anywhere,”
Jin groused, his face still buried in Mugen's neck.
“You
got it for both of us,” his lover told him, grinning. “Even
your goddamn pubes are grey.”
Only a growl was heard in
response.
Finally, after several minutes the two stirred.
With Jin's pajamas around his knees, Mugen's observation about the
carpet matching the drapes was apparent for all to see.
“Oh
my god!” Fuu squealed. “It's true!”
They
both disappeared into the bathroom and the three conspirators turned
to each other. “So, was it worth it?” Yatsuha whispered.
The others nodded enthusiastically.
“Somehow, if they
still have the hots for each other all's right with the world,”
Yuki decided.
“It looks like we were worried about
nothing.” Fuu murmured. “They really do care.”
Her companions looked bemused.
“It's
amazing they can stand each other, but somehow they fit,”
Yatsuha agreed.
Eyes turned back to the screen as Jin
wandered into the room, pajama bottoms properly back in place. He
curled on his side under the covers and was possibly dozing by the
time a still-naked Mugen returned to bed. He spooned against Jin's
back, planting a kiss on the pale shoulder peeking above the blanket
as Jin reached for the lamp switch. The room was suddenly dark, and
the three spies could no longer watch, but only listen.
“Hey!
How come you put your pajamas back on?” Mugen cried.
“Because
we're guests here.”
“So what?”
“Never
mind. I'm too tired to explain it to you.”
“It's
great to see everyone still looking so fine.”
“Yes.”
“Shit!
All that juiciness in the palm of my hand. How'd I end up with
you?”
Jin's soft chuckle could be heard. “Ah,
Mugen. Didn't you know that the tail always ends up on the ass?”
Mugen snorted. “Just so we're clear about who's the
ass.”
“Quite clear,” Jin replied.
After
a few moments came a quiet, “I like your ass...guess I'll stay
stuck.”
There was a rustling in the sheets. “You
don't regret your choice?”
“Nah. 'S good. Do you
regret it?”
“Never.”
A few smooches
could be heard and all was silent for a several minutes until Mugen's
snoring wafted over the speakers. The three conspirators shared a
fond glance as Yatsuha turned off the equipment. “We naughty
children should get to bed before mom and dad find out,” she
said with a wink.
“When can I get a copy of that tape?”
Fuu asked her.
Yatsuha giggled. “Should I mail it to you
or do you want to pick it up Monday?”
“I better
come pick it up,” Fuu decided, making for the door. “If
you do this again and don't include me, I swear, I'll tell!”
“Never
fear, Agent 39,” Yuki smiled, “you'll be appraised of our
next mission.”
“Till then?” she asked.
“It's been almost three years since they last visited,”
he noted. “Maybe it won't be so long next time.”
“Okinawa Espionage Unlimited shall never fail,”
Yatsuha declared, holding out her hand for the others to clasp. “I'll
be waiting.”
Fuu giggled, “Me too,” giving
her friend's hand a squeeze.
“Me three,” said
Yuki, joining the embrace. “Until then.”
end